Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Wed, 2011-08-31 09:29
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot. So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went fl ying again. The golf ball didn’t even wiggle. Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, “Whoa! What are we going to do?” Said the other ant: “I don’t know about you, but I’m going to get on top of the ball!” Read more about On The Ball
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Wed, 2011-08-31 09:29
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you. So, I’m going to ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “Four?” “Did you say four?” the coach exclaimed, surprised that he got it right. Read more about Two Plus Two
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Wed, 2011-08-31 09:28
A police offi cer stopped a car which was swerving alarmingly all over the road and asked the driver what he was doing. “I am learning to drive,” was the reply. “What? Without an instructor?!?” exclaimed the offi cer. “Oh yes,” answered the driver, “it’s a correspondence course.” Read more about Long Distance Driving
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Wed, 2011-08-31 09:28
A police detective interviewed a bank teller after the same bandit had robbed a bank three times successively. “Did you notice anything special about the man? I mean, did he ever change his appearance?” asked the detective. “Yes,” replied the teller. “He was better dressed each time.” Read more about Triple Play
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Wed, 2011-08-31 09:28
Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow. “What’s the difference?” Sean asked. “Hello?” replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. “The COLOUR is different!” Read more about Choose Your Cheese
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Wed, 2011-08-31 09:25
Sleepy early morning passengers on a flight from Moscow’s biggest airport to London may have thought they were dreaming Friday when a drunken Russian woman staged erotic dances on the plane. Read more about ‘DIRTY DANCER’ FORCES BACK MOSCOW-LONDON FLIGHT
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Wed, 2011-08-31 09:20
THE World Athletics Championships kicked off on Saturday (27 August), with some of the best athletes in the world gracing the event which is being held in Daegu, South Korea. Read more about Striving to be the best in the world
