2010

JOKES

Legal Laughs continues

The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide.

15. Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there girls?

16. You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

17. Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

18. Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? A: Not yet. Read more about JOKES

Crazy stories

Can you Hold it In for a Week?

No wonder George Castanza didn’t go to the bathroom in India and it costs the country 54 Billion dollars a year! A lack of toilets and poor hygiene practices in India cost Asia’s third largest economy almost $54 billion every year, the World Bank said on Monday. Read more about Crazy stories

Is being a lesbian unhealthy?

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,

I am a girl of 12 and I would like you to give some information on being a lesbian.

Is it threatening to a person’s health? And is it embarrassing to be one?

Answer: 

No, angel, it is not threatening to a person’s health and it is not something to be embarrassed about and it is also not something that a 12-year-old girl should be too curious about as you might get some wrong information on a subject that you will know about in due time.

Take care dear.

I have so many pimples

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,

I am a boy of 15 years and I have a lot of pimples on my face.

I was wondering if Auntie could tell me more about what I can use to remove my pimples and what type of soap I can use.

Answer: 

Having pimples at your age is quite normal but that does not change the fact that you might feel embarrassed and your social life might be influenced by this.

Luckily there are a lot of products available that can help you. I suggest that you visit a pharmacy and talk to somebody that has the expertise to help you as they will gladly do so.

Good luck!

I’m fifty and I want a baby

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,

I am 50 years old with six children and I want a baby boy now. I am married and my husband loves me a lot but I don’t have a baby with him.

Answer: 

There is a lot of risk involved in having a baby at your age and if you already had your menopause you will have to undergo assisted reproduction, which in essence means that you will have to have egg donations.

The risks involved with childbearing over the age of 50 include an increased incidence of diabetes, hypertension and miscarriage. In comparison to mothers under 30, mothers over 50 are at almost three times the risk of low birth rate and premature birth.

Speak to your doctor or gynaecologist as they will be best able to advise you.

Australia’s defiant Ponting clings to cricket captaincy

DPA
EPA

Sydney (dpa) - ricky ponting is not going to atone for the woeful performance against england in the ashes series.

“As a player and captain, I still think I’ve a lot to offer the Australian cricket team,” the 36-year-old said when batting away calls for him to declare a once-glittering career over. He is insisting on leading the team in Sydney next week, the final game in the five-match series, and the selectors look set to indulge him. “I can’t imagine Ricky Ponting playing without being captain,” Australia batting coach Justin Langer said. Read more about Australia’s defiant Ponting clings to cricket captaincy

Nicolas Kiefer hangs up his tennis racket

DPA
EPA

Hanover, Germany (dpa) - Nicolas Kiefer is retiring from tennis with immediate effect, the former world number four player from Germany said in an interview published on Thursday.

Kiefer, 32, told Die Welt that he wants to spend more time with his baby daughter. He said he plans to continue in sports as an over-32 player at football club Hanover 96 and through his sports management studies. “It is time to start a new chapter in life after 15 years,” Kiefer said. Read more about Nicolas Kiefer hangs up his tennis racket

HAPPY

EPA

Yves Studer of Switzerland celebrates after winning the middleweight
World Championship IBC fight against Samir dos Santos Barbosa of
Brazil, at the Boxing Day meeting in Bern, Switzerland, 26 December. Read more about HAPPY

Young Warriors withdraw from All Africa Games, SA replaces them

Sport Reporter

THE Namibia Under-23 side has withdrawn from the 2011 All Africa Games to be hosted by Mozambique, due to the ‘scheduling’ of the qualifiers by the Confederation of African Football (CAF).

Namibia were due to play neighbours Angola on the weekend of 7-9 January, but the Namibia Football Association immediately withdrew the team from the Games. “We have to withdraw because we cannot have enough time and players to prepare for the game so early in the year” said Barry Rukoro, Secretary General of the NFA. Read more about Young Warriors withdraw from All Africa Games, SA replaces them

Rio tells United to forget Brum gloom

EPA

London - Rio Ferdinand has called on Manchester United to make amends for Tuesday’s draw at Birmingham City when they travel to the West Midlands again on Saturday to face West Bromwich Albion.

The United captain was frustrated by the way his side conceded a last-minute equalizer at Birmingham, but vowed to take all three points at the Hawthorns. “We should have got the three points at Birmingham but we’ll be looking to the next game to make things right,” Ferdinand told MUTV. Read more about Rio tells United to forget Brum gloom

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