Auntie Nangy

I hate these pubic hairs

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I am 13 years old and now my hairs have started to grow. I don’t want these hairs. It doesn’t look nice and I want to shave it all off all the time but it itches too much when it grows back. How can I make it go away?

I want to feed the nation

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Dear Auntie Nangy,

I want to buy land and grow vegetables which the people can buy very cheap. It is just bad how expensive vegetables and fruit are in the shops. I know I can grow it and sell it for much less.
Who can help me to buy land?

Should I have an affair?

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Dear Auntie Nangy

I’m 52 and have become friendly with a group of young women in my office. It’s made me realise how early I married and how little I knew about anything. I can’t help feeling that passion has passed me by and I’ve spent 30 years having boring sex with my husband.
I long for excitement and one of my new friends says I should have an affair and has even sent me an ad for a dating agency that arranges extra-marital liaisons. Would I be crazy to follow her advice?

What is he up to?

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I love this guy very much and he loves me too. The problem is he is at NIMT and who knows what’s happening there? I just don’t what to do?

Work out this family tree

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I am worried, Auntie. I am in love with my family member and she is in love with me. We have a sexual relationship. Auntie, draw a family tree to get my point. A is the mother of B who is the mother of C who is the mother of D (a girl) and C is the mom of D (a boy). Can D and D be in love?

I need a remedy for oily skin

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I am a 30-year-old male. I have a very oily skin and it bothers me when I am with my mates. What can I use to get rid of this oil?

Am I pregnant?

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I had sex last month and the condom burst and from there I went for family planning. The question is will I get pregnant?

My husband treats me like dirt

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I am married and a mother of three. My husband is always unhappy about everything I do. He is always angry and negative when he talks to me. I found SMSs from other girls on his phone but he denied everything. Can I proceed with this relationship? Answer to my phone.

She is very difficult

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I am a man of 26 years and I have got a problem with my girlfriend. She is always arguing with me. She stayed away for five days because I failed to reply to one of her SMSs. Help me. What can I do?

He can’t perform in bed

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Dear Auntie Nangy,
I really have a problem and I need your help please. I’m a 24-year-old woman dating a 36-year-old man for three years now. The problem is that his performance in bed is very poor. I used to try teaching him but there’s still no improvement, he doesn’t even know how to kiss. I don’t love him any more but I’m afraid to dump him because he’s spent so much money on me.