Jokes

A woman's body found in a Clearwater, Florida storage unit may have been stored there 17 years ago, WTSP in Tampa reports. Read more »

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole and the other would come behind him and fill the hole. They worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. Read more »

Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do push ups with the bar." Read more »

Q: Doctor Smith, do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 08:30.
Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time? Read more »

One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted.

Two explorers camping in the heart of the African jungle were discussing their expedition. Read more »

For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) who don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm an Read more »

A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer. Read more »

A person who can take out the garbage and give the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6 a.m. while his coffee pot (made in China) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong). Read more »