A man whose wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if the baby had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said, "It's a girl but there’s another one on the way."
When he rang again later the nurse said, "It's another girl but there's another coming."
He rang once more and the nurse said, "It's a boy but there's another coming."
The guy couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, but accidently dialled the sports hotline. He asked, “How many did we get?”
The person said, "198 all out ... and the last one was a duck"